Tag Archives: epic fantasy

Spam Comments are Hilarious

So, I get a lot of spam comments on this website.  I mean pages and pages of the things.  I dread logging into my site because I always have to delete 50 or 60 of them.  I thought I’d make it fun and share one with you guys.

“Hurrah, that’s what I was exploring for, what a data!
present here at this website, thanks admin of this website.”

What a data!

Gotta love that.  I think I’ll keep doing this, ‘cuz I find it hilarious for some reason.

Don’t forget to get your copy of The Old Man of the Temple on April 22nd!

The Old Man of the Temple–April 22nd

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So, got the new mock-ups for the cover of book three, and it will be released April 22nd.

Yes, this time it’s real.  The Old Man of the Temple will be out on April 22nd.  For serious.

That’s all.  I love you all with the fire of a thousand suns.

Just Some Stinkin’ Maps for You People

Hey all.  Got some new maps.  Figured you might want to see ’em.  Enjoy.

TKITD_Map

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The Old Man of the Temple

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Alright, a quick update to let you guys know what’s up.  The Old Man of the Temple will be out shortly after Christmas.  Start looking for it soon.  I’ll be working over the holidays to see it done.  All for now, will speak again soon.

ML&R

~D.W.

The Knife in the Dark

theknifeinthedark03Some of you might have noticed that Ye Olde Websyte was down for a few days.  Wordpress pushed out it’s update, and said update decided to break my website’s legs, apparently.  The old girl was down for a few days while I got it figured out, but everything is back to normal.

Just in time, because The Knife in the Dark is dropping this Thursday, September 1st.

I just wanted to remind you guys, maybe hype things up a bit.  So get hyped.

Woot woot.

Gods of Eldath: Devla

DevlaAnd now it was that Devla, daughter of Light and Shadow, she of the Eternal Cycle and source of life, looked down upon the creation of her husband, Evmir.  “I see your mountains,” said she.  “I see your lakes, your rivers, your storms and snow.  But your creation is not yet whole.”

She hummed first a lullaby, for the world was a babe in the Void.  Devla passed the world thrice through the flame, warming it with the Light of her father.  As her song was hummed to the world, it began to awaken from it’s barren slumber.  All things green and growing rose from the dirt, awakening to her song.

She then went down amongst the mountains, lakes, rivers, and the sea, and everywhere she went, she danced to her wild song.  She swam through the ocean, and all the fish sprang forth from her, to swim alongside.  From there she went to the land, and danced among the fields and forests, giving birth to the beasts of the hunt.  So mad was she with ecstasy for the dance that she rose into the sky, and birds came tumbling from her hair.

She danced for a thousand ages, until all of Eldath was seeded.  It is the reason Devla is called Mistress of Beasts, Lady of the Hunt, the Eternal Mother.  The world was no longer a babe, but had bloomed as the rose in spring.  Now the other gods saw her beauty, and came to give their blessings.

~From The Epic of Creation, stanzas 12-15

 

Gods of Eldath: Eindor

eindorAnd his brother Eindor, the Wise God, he who won the Staff of Secrets by giving up his eye, the source of wisdom and Father of Magic, saw what Evmir was doing.  Eindor looked out over the world, at what his brother had wrought, and knew that it was incomplete.

“Brother, let me add to your grand creation, for nothing so beautiful should be without secrets.”  And so Eindor went down among the valleys, he walked over the barren rock and stood atop the highest mountains.  There, he whispered secrets to the world.  He told tales to the stone.  He sang songs to the sea, and storms grew in his wake.

So it was that the world was imbued with magic, and the stars all turned to see.

It is for this reason that Eindor is called the Father of Magic, because all magic comes from him.  It is for this reason that Eindor is also called the Whisperer, the Wise God, the Patron of Secrets.

And now the world had magic, but still it was incomplete.

~From The Epic of Creation, stanzas 7-11

 

Gods of Eldath: Evmir

evmirBefore the world was, the aether was formless, without sight or sound.  There was only the Void–black, deep, and unknowable.  For cycle upon cycle, infinite in number, the darkness remained.

There came a time, though, that the great god Light grew restless, and called his wife Shadow to his side.  They danced through the emptiness, and Light took her out in the great expanse.  He filled her with uncountable children, and Shadow gave birth to the stars, each one a child of their union, each with its own name.  The stars were many, and unknowable.

When the two came to the end of their dance, Shadow asked her husband to grant her a child that she may love for her own, instead of scattering them to the corners of the Void.  Light so loved Shadow that he granted her wish, and gathered her close.  Their dance was so vigorous that Light gave Shadow not one child, but five.

These are the five older gods–Evmir, Eindor, Devla, Neesa, and Aeglar.

Evmir was first to come forth, with a battle cry that shook the aether, and a storm of lightning.  So it was that Evmir was called the oldest, and the kingship of the aether fell to him.  For his father and mother–Light and Shadow–wished to sleep, so to better hear the dreams of all their many children throughout the Void.  Light forged for Evmir a great hammer, a parting gift from father to eldest son, and took Shadow into the vastness of the Void.

So it was that Evmir looked out across the vastness of the black, and knew that something must be done.  He took up the Hammer of Light–the gift from his father–and smote it down upon the aether.  He did this many times, over and over, until the world began to take shape beneath the blows of his great hammer.  It was in this way that Evmir forged the world.

~From The Epic of Creation, stanzas 1-6

Child of the Flames is Here

Available now at Amazon

Available now at Amazon

So Child of the Flames is now available over at Amazon.  Head over today and get your copy–or you can borrow it for free as a Kindle Unlimited member.  Also, you can lend it to friends and family for up to 14 days, even if you’re not a member.

Head over and check it out right now.  Like, now, Carl.

Git to it.

When you’re done, feel free to leave me an honest review, tell your friends, and subscribe to me somewhere.

ML&R

~D.W.