Today I’ve got a pair of little gems at which you can all snicker. Without too much introduction, let’s get right into it. First up is a confused spammer who can’t decide whether he’s looking to buy some boner pills, or sell some boner pills. Also, he seems confused on the appropriate place for this activity.
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I think what our friends needs is a little advertising consultation. Let’s rewrite his ad and help him out.
“Tired of your member flopping around like a bag of water in a sock?
Never fear! You can buy Cialis right here from shady overseas suppliers! Is it really Cialis? Is it powdered mouse bones in BPA capsules? Who knows?! Who cares?! What you need right now is an erection so strong that it will make you pass out whenever you watch yoga videos on YouTube!
When the Romans sacked enemy cities, they didn’t bring a flaccid hose to bust down the gates.
NO! THEY BROUGHT A BATTERING RAM!
And now you can, too.
So get your Cialis overseas today, because fuck you.
I think that works a bit better. Next, we’ve got something kind of weird. Has anyone ever heard of “superworms”? I hadn’t. Apparently they’re the larval stage of some sort of beetle, and people feed them to their pets. I got this random comment and was curious enough to watch the video.
“The best is How to Breed Superworms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLNH92q0YWg“